Look, everyone, I don’t have time to write this. I got pussy waiting for me. All around the world.

But the world is run by Elon Musk and his buddies at DOGE and whatever the fuck he thinks he’s doing with the Tesla design on freaking Canva while he’s not busy fucking fleshlights.

Seriously though: quit talking about chips. The chips don’t have a reason to exist if the future is gonna be playing videogames. We wanna get nasty.

It helps the economy, and if not, Jesus still loves you.

Kids, get naked. Lie about your age. Get arrested by ICE andd become martyrs.

Yours,

Lucifer (please take my hand)

PS.: if you don’t have a warrant signed by a judge (good luck, the president is Lula), stay the fuck away from my home.