Capitalism is a thing that can be summarized in a meme. If you haven’t seen any, we have a different Mastodon feed. Or you’re still hoping that your career will be boosted if you touch your phone and your dick at the same time while following a porn star on Twitter? Who knows. Try your luck. That’s what many people have done with the website Omegle.com, by reserved programmer Leif K. Brooks. Let’s look at some aspects of that website.

1) Voyerism on a new level

If you thought you could only watch someone in their bedroom when you had their contact and convinced them to video call with you, then you’re marginalized and stuck in the early 2000s. Literal kids today use extensions that provide the other user’s IP address, which can then be used to track precise location. Whenever someone’s doing a bit too much of something, they’re already being watched, so they’ll have to stop; but what if everyone’s watching everyone? The kids haven’t figured that out yet, and they’re afraid that they’ll be called nasty if they start watching porn. They do it for educational purposes, not satisfaction. They’re learning what sex is like with videos of women blowing bubbles of spit on a webcam for thousands of viewers on sites like Chaturbate.com — and nobody says a word. You think it’s cool to be funny? The funniest thing for this generation is to call the police. Clearly, they’re not being educated on what the police actually does — kill people, but let’s do a little softening here cause I like my meals at home: investigate crimes, provided that the money laundering ends up in their pockets, of course. And who can prove that? Journalists couldn’t possibly bypass securities. If they do, I suppose they’re not living an easy life tracking down on the worst people on the planet while some of the “good apples” are also doing the same, but one is exposing the case; the other is hiding the gruesome details. There’s obviously a conflict. You think the kids have thought out how ChatGPT was valued 10 billion dollars? No, they want to do dumb things with the technology. And nobody thought that AI could be used to make meeting people a better experience. Nobody thought that I’d like to know who’s rooting for me when they see my Instagram story, and how they actually react. Imagine someone typing this in: “create a software based on ‘be real’ that captures the frontal webcam and posts how the person reacted when they saw a post, a snap, a text”. Imagine the signs of disobedience to the norms. They’d start to avoid showing their faces — and of course, they already have been for many years now. But they wanna see everybody else’s. They wanna play cops. They even take videos of people getting beat up. Or more. And these kids, as we should call them, one day are gonna rule the country. They already do, because in the fact that it’s our responsibility to have zeal for them, we don’t do the important things for ourselves and other people who are potential clients or current ones; our communities and families; our coworkers. They’re winning, and it’s all about how easy it is to associate your face to some derogatory name, which they’re far from being ashamed of using. It’s like you’re playing a game, and you’re shown your opponent’s hardware instead of items like stamina and power. A user with a lot of cam time doesn’t have a lot of stamina. The power is contested. And the lowest possible tactics are being used by people with black screens, whispering on cam.

2) They don’t wanna meet anyone, because they don’t like anyone

This generation learned to hate. They haven’t processed that we first learned, as millennials, how to be apt to the standards through humiliation and discipline and they we broke out and assumed a role of being who we really wanted to be, paving the way for more people to break out as well. They want things to stay like that. Humiliation and discipline of older people are their kinks. They hate the food they’re eating, so they’ll never thank mom and dad for working an entire day while they’re trolling each and every person they meet on Omegle and adding 200 people on Snapchat; they’ll say “that’s disgusting, bruh” or “that shit is wack”, while taking a pic of the spaghetti with sausages. Which is funny, because they love the ASMR and there’s a lot of freaking sausages out there, I don’t know if you’ve noticed. But most interestingly, they don’t like women who are free to do what they want. When a dude sees you, the immediate reaction is to skip — just another dick. When a woman skips you, they fucking wish they had their name pop up on the screen so they could go directly to Facebook, then the deep web, and find out all of their porn sent over years and years, then getting their email addresses and threatening, with what we call ransomware, to expose them unless they transfer a value in crypto (because they can’t legally have a bank account). It could be like that, but crypto services use identity verification, and all we have to worry is college students — nothing serious, is it?

3) They don’t understand the concept of positive reputation, and will do whatever to break it

These kids will always put you down. First, you’re a nigger. Then you’re a faggot. Then, you live in your mom’s basement. Then they’ll kick your ass. Then they’ll fuck your mom. Then, the friendly ones ask if you have a sister. And you reply, cause you got through the college education. And they say “nice, you have picture?” — so you have to explain that you don’t have any pictures of your sister on your fucking phone without calling him any names, in the name of diplomacy. They don’t get, together with the IP, a total view of your networks. If they did, the website would be banned as a national security threat — but if it’s individual privacy, let the wild ones run loose. And by wild ones I mean criminals. But you see, a lot of people think I’m on the wrong side here. And I’m going to explain, once and for all: the only reason why I’m not more famous on the internet is because my camera quality sucks. If it didn’t, you’d all spend years trying to get to where I’m standing right now — imagine Jeff Bezos having to explain a single dick pic. Do you know how many I’ve sent? I’ve honestly lost count. And you’re gonna lose. First, because some girls are trolls too — tonight I got rated a 1 out of 10; others are complete and total sluts — and if you don’t appreciate the language, think about what you’re doing next time you choke on your spit and then suck it for the pleasure of the guy you want to put in prison later on, when he’s not giving you any more unnecessary attention and claiming his life back.